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Radio me: Pakistan Burhan Vani ke maare jaane par Black Day mana raha hai, ro raha hai or puri duniya ye soch rahi hai ki ek aatankwaadi ke maare jaane par Pakistan ko ye taklif Q or Pakistan ki rone ki wjah hai kya.

Indian:- Are waah Raffi, achha hua tum shoe polish le aaye, hute par lagaane the laao do.

Pakistani:- Ye jute par lagane ki liye nahi hai, muh par lagane ke liye hai. Aaj Pakistan me kaala din manaya ja raha hai.

Indian:- Are waah raffi, tum bhi.

Pakistani:- Yaar tana mat maaro, lagana hota to kabka laga liye hote haat me le kar Q ghumte.

Indian:- Waise tumhare ynha kala din mna Q rahe hai?

Pakistani:- Kashmir ki wjah se. Bahut bura hua yaar, Army wale andha dhun logo ko maar rahe hai, kitne log sahid ho gaye.

Indian:- Log sahid ho gay...ha...saalo ulta padhte ho, ulta sochte ho, ulta bolne bhi lag gaye.

Pakistani:- Ulta nahi janab sidha bol rahe hai. Jo hua vo insaaniyat nahi hai.

Indain:- Achha...insaniyat nahi hai or Sabri Brothers ki hatya or chhote-chhote bachho ko goliyon se maar dena vo insaniyat hai. Saalo iske liye to tumne kabhi kaala din nahi manaya. Jis tarike ki harkate aapke mulk me ho rahi hai na, aaplogo ko to permanent muh kala karwa lena chaiye.

Pakistan:- Unke marne ka afsos hame bhi hai janab.

Indian:- Are to kuch aisa kaam karo na jiska aapko afsos na karna pare. Aap log ki iss harkat ko dekh kar lagta hai hamne Adnan Sami ko nationality nahi jindgi di hai.

Pakistani:- O...achha...to lift bhi to vo aap he se mang rahe the to aap he to doge na.

Indian:- Are to dariyadili hmaare khun me hai.

Pakistani:- Agar aisi baat hai to Kashmir de dijiye, kissa khtam kijiye.

Indian:- Dariyadil hai, chutiya nahi or jis saltnat ki gaddi hamne apni mehbuba ko di hai usko aap mufti....mera matlab muft me lena chahte hai.

Pakistani:- Muft me nahi janab, hum bahut baar lad chuke hai uske liye.

Indian:- Are jab itne baar lad chuke ho, har baar pith dikha kar bhag chuke ho, fir bhi akal nahi aai. Ladaai se kabhi Kashmir haasil nahi kar paaoge.

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