BB Ki Vines - Ek Teer Do Nishana

BB apne phone liye kisi ke call ka wait kar raha tha.

Fuddi:- Kya hua? Itna behain(bechain) Q ho raha hai?

BB:- Yaar Papa ke ek dost hai Mungi Uncle. To vo aaj Virat Kohli se milne wale hai to unhone aaj promise kiya hai ki 5-10 Second ke liye usse baat kara denge. Unhi ke call ka wait kar raha hu.

Bencho:- Bhaio ek baat bataani thi.

Fuddi:- O! Yeah! Virat Kohli. I like him.

BB:- Ha Yaar! Life me kabhi 40 ke upar battery charge nahi ki lekin aaj 100 kar ke baitha hu.

Bencho:- Bencho mai kuch kehna chahta hu.

BB:- Tujhe agar baat karni hoti to kisse karta.

Fuddi:- Navjot Singh Sidhu.

BB:- Q?

Fuddi:- I Love when someone say 'Thoko'.

Bencho:- Baat to sun lo.

BB:- Can you imagine Virat Kohli.

Bencho:- Meri Shadi ho rahi hai next month.

BB:- I'm so exited. Shadi ho rahi hai....shadi ho rahi hai.........shadi.. ho rahi..hai.....Kya shadi ho rahi hai? 

Bencho:- Bencho yhi to tabse batane ki kosis kar raha hu. Meri shadi fix ho gyi hai December me.

BB:- Hatt!

Fuddi:- Apne haath se shadi kar raha hai kya.

Bencho:- Katy Perry ki kasam.

BB:- Kisse?

Bencho:- Pichle ek mahine se ek bandi ko date kar raha hu. Uska ek Ex tha Vicky. Bencho ne usko itna tang kiya ki tut gayi bechari. Fir bhai ne uski jindgi badal di bencho, or ab next month....

Fuddi:- Hola wala Kiss bhul gaya?

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Bencho:- Bencho ye to asli ladki hai jinda. Sab bahut sahi chal raha hai. Subah-Subah jogging par jaate hai, fir uske tennis practice ke liye jaate hai, har hapte movies & all or pata hai isko mera bencho bolna bhi nahi khtakta...matlab upar wala banata hai jodi...

Fuddi:- Or mai ghodi.

BB:- Maje le raha hai na?

Bencho:- Pagal hai kya bencho. Dekh usne hmaari puri Whatsapp chat ka Facebook par screenshot dala hai or caption me likha hai getting rich next month. Tum dono ko sabse pahle news de raha hu. Bencho abi tak to Papa ko bhi nahi bataya hai.

BB:- Abe unko kya btaega, vo to khud settle nahi hue abhi tak. Naukri tu karta nahi ghar kaise sambhalega.

Bencho:- Pyaar me bahut taaqat hoti hai.

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